"Katy Perry Ur So Gay Lyrics"

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You b*tch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like

You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you’re so amused
That nobody understands you
I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead
I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than…

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…

You walk around like you’re oh so debonair
You pull ‘em down and there’s really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys

etc.....

red bull****

I like red bull and all, but i have a slight problem with there motto.

"it gives you wings" it claims many times, but yet every time i drink it i don't get wings, i tried everything.

i even once downed 5 or 6 cans just to get those Pegasus-like wings, that the cartoon characters so proudly flaunt, instead i stayed up for 42 hours.

nothing.

i tried pills and red bull.

no wings.

a friend of mine suggested hallucinogens, but I'm not going to go that far. not yet, anyways.

i am a disappointed consumer.

a style also has a personality, like so...

You've got some really cool and not so cool styles out there.

a lot of the times a style also has a personality, like so...



1.)punk (too pink and black for my taste, and too many kitsy stars and
skulls.This person is a little odd, random, likes having fun sometimes a little
too much although they don't like a lot of people )


2.) boho-chic (and i am not talking about an outfit you may have seen at
express, its too flow-y and earthy for my taste.this person cares for people and
animals, but is a free spirit)


3.) girly (dresses and gloves in pastel not so much, however, in darker edgier
colors and a pale funky vintage scarf, tied to the bag it looks better.this
person likes to go all out and is sweet if wearing pastel and dark colors this
person is nice occasionally but don't mess with them. )


4.)frump (this person wears a tee faded jeans and a pair of old beat up Nikes.
does not try at anything in life. most of the time slightly funny.)


5.) surfer (a cross between 4 and ; 2)


there are many more, but these are basic.

i prefer dark girly.

Ways to Know you're Cheap!

10.)You attend a weekly coupon club.

9.)You've been driving on the spare tire for over three months.

8.)Fast food is your idea of fine dining.

7.)You spend more time counting change during a single week than you spend at church.

6.)You're outraged when the price of a can of soda goes up a nickel.

5.)You haven't purchased a name brand product in the past ten years.

4.)You take the pennies from the container next to the cash register.

3.)Your family gets presents a week after Christmas because you love that fifty-percent discount.

2.)Matinee. Every time.

1.)Ramen flavors correspond to days of the week in your home

Reasons to have Children!

10.)You need the tax deductions.

9.)You always have leftovers and they always go bad.

8.)Your parents just gave you all the books you read as a child, and you need someone to pass them on to.

7.)Disney vacations always seem to be for families of four.

6.)You like to wake up in the middle of the night. You might as well make use of the time.

5.)Your pet monkey gets lonely.

4.)You like to obey that saying "Try everything once."

3.)You really want to be nagged in 13 years, and you don't want to have access to your phone for the next five years after that.

2.)It's fashionable.

1.)You're in enough debt already. What difference could a few kids make?

one in the morning

as the tile indicates, its one in the morning. typical of me.

Darell is still playing guitar in the recording studio, but i can still hear him loud and clear with ear plugs on.

Getting bit to death by mosquito's, the only thing i hate other than Maine hillbillies are Maine mosquito breeding grounds, and ours is the largest breeding ground in the state.

this is how i feel like:

blah.blahblahblah . blah.

Saturday to Monday in a nutshell

Saturday:
Sat around,watched t.v., made some skits, planing our you tube account, already got tons of hype from friends and friends of friends and so on.
Was going to go shopping for skinny jeans (preferably gray so as to dip-dye the bottom half Burgundy) instead wound up going grocery shopping.
Whilst my brother got to go to a big concert with my grandfather (he is a sound technician, so we get in for free, and get backstage passes to the coolest new bands) which sucked like a blood thirsty vampire.

Sunday ;
went to church, went shopping for real this time, didn't buy any clothes, although i bought a packet of build-your-own-monster stickers for 50 cents that are really cool, and a new note book (i can never have enough, I'm always have one or 3 with me)
Grammy went tanning, we were going to have a party, but our aunt and uncle's plane was delayed, so we went through 5 hours of getting ready, and yelling at each other.
Learned that one of my friends who lived with his dad, the rest of his family moved in from California, where supposedly he has tons of famous friends.

Monday;
hanging out, had to clean a bit, because the aforementioned party is planed for tonight.
watched some mad TV, read "the princess bride" , ate some hummus and pita bread
(best snack ever) blog a bit and check my e-mail.
Talked to mom for a bit, she invited said friend to dark night in imax as soon as we get home, so Zane (that's his name) and his brother, and mom and me and Josiah (my brother) and my mom's friend Terrell are going to see it.

All of sisters and my brother are gone at day camp, Josiah is at a robotics camp and Moriah and Mary are at a recreation camp, and as usually riah got a billion friends and Mary got shunned, and because I'm older i can watch my self, I'm alone ( except Darrel my uber cool step-grand father and black Sabbath playing really loud throughout our surround system)

Although i did realise the house is kinda of creepy with no one around and loud heavy metal.
Of course what do you expect it a really big house that is black and purple.

have to go.
i'll blog more later.