A.D.H.D.

I'm jealous. everybody else has a.d.hd. and i don't.
it's not fair, i bet they don't even have it.

maybe if i slip the doc a few bucks, I'll miraculously come down with it.
or maybe i can hang with people who already have it, and I'll catch it, like mono or the cold.
until then I'll be pretending i do have it.