duble-tiped q-tips

so, i went into the drawer, and i noticed that it the q-tip box said double sided.
and i thought is there really any other kind?
what would be the point of one sided q-tip?
it would just be use-less plastic stick with some cotton stuck on top!
and no sided q-tip?
forget about it !
it would have an identify crises!
Am i a cotton swab or am i no-sided q-tip?!?

sorry, shuting up now.

red bull****

I like red bull and all, but i have a slight problem with there motto.

"it gives you wings" it claims many times, but yet every time i drink it i don't get wings, i tried everything.

i even once downed 5 or 6 cans just to get those Pegasus-like wings, that the cartoon characters so proudly flaunt, instead i stayed up for 42 hours.

nothing.

i tried pills and red bull.

no wings.

a friend of mine suggested hallucinogens, but I'm not going to go that far. not yet, anyways.

i am a disappointed consumer.