red bull****

I like red bull and all, but i have a slight problem with there motto.

"it gives you wings" it claims many times, but yet every time i drink it i don't get wings, i tried everything.

i even once downed 5 or 6 cans just to get those Pegasus-like wings, that the cartoon characters so proudly flaunt, instead i stayed up for 42 hours.

nothing.

i tried pills and red bull.

no wings.

a friend of mine suggested hallucinogens, but I'm not going to go that far. not yet, anyways.

i am a disappointed consumer.