the big party, spray chesse, pink plastic crowns and other things

stayed up till 2 last night, proud of myself i went to bed earlier.
woke up at 9 went through the long shower routine.

went to target, as per usual all the cute, fancy slimming dresses are expensive and all the ugly, hannah montana-esque dress were cheap and everybody including my mom were exclamimg how "cute" and "darling" they are.barf.
speaking of nausea inducing things, pickles.
i thought i wouldn't have any of the nice, pretty, fancy chocolate cake, and i would eat a bunch of pickles. and i got sick, in the sandbox that i half buried myself in for fun.

the party was supposed to be better, we were going to have a dance floor in the back or maybe the middle, but nobody did anything, but greet, hug eat, talk, eat, bathroom, eat, say some dumb comment about weather, eat, you get the point.

this party did not rock the depends off, one bit.
but what do expect? it was an 50 anniversary party.


at the end, i gave out pink plastic crowns to a few kids.
and after i went to my other grandmothers for 6 hours, watched Michel Phelps, and my gram ma drooling over him in his speedo, and my grandpa saying he and his speedo were of the devil, and my grandparents getting in a fight about swimming and the devil.

oh, and i had my first spray cheese-ed cracker!
i had never had spray cheese before, who knew aerosol cheese would be so Delicious!