Reasons to have Children!

10.)You need the tax deductions.

9.)You always have leftovers and they always go bad.

8.)Your parents just gave you all the books you read as a child, and you need someone to pass them on to.

7.)Disney vacations always seem to be for families of four.

6.)You like to wake up in the middle of the night. You might as well make use of the time.

5.)Your pet monkey gets lonely.

4.)You like to obey that saying "Try everything once."

3.)You really want to be nagged in 13 years, and you don't want to have access to your phone for the next five years after that.

2.)It's fashionable.

1.)You're in enough debt already. What difference could a few kids make?