Awnsers to important questions

Why don't you ever wear a scarf? It doesn't need to be cold outside for your neck to feel naked!what are you talking about?!?!i love scarfs!i would marry one, but it doesn't have genitals, and i want kids.

You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
well, I'm going to say the obvious. throw up on it.

If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?
alien poo?

What spells can you cast with magic markers?
magically cool sneakers.

Try making up the rules to a game where you tie knots in a yo-yo string just to see if you can get them out:
!.) you can only use your teeth.
2.)you must say the word ship, whilst tying and or un-tying the yo-yo with your teeth.
3.)no help from outsiders.

Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?
yes, i rigged the game, i paid the porcupine a Benjamin to slip up the others.

Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?
because candy scientists don't know their colors?

You've rented a sky-writer to propose to your significant other, but it's completely overcast. What will you do?
hire another, duh!

You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?
plastic dinosaurs, crowns, Lego's, cars, plastic dresses. you name it, i do it.

You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
from my jail cell.

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
Like heaven, wrapped in dark chocolate and all natural blueberry maple syrup. Which coincidentally i will be putting on said waffle.